What am I missing here?!

I would guess price should read $1999. But who knows ?

 

Yeah, I am sure that is the case. True Tone is a legit store so I would guess this is just a mistake.

 

What's the "I really don't want to sell it price?"

 

The seller doesn't want to ship it so it comes with the house......?

 

Just bragging on his guitar, or wants top dollar & its all downhill from that price.

I suppose one of the John Wick coins could buy it.
I have a penny autographed by Lincoln which ought suffice. There weren’t a lot of those in 1938. Very rare.

There is no topping Mystic38’s answer. That one made me smile.

 

Two words: tone film

 

Duh. I finally got this after I posted to Worst Bands Ever thread abt tone film.

It occurs to me I think I once got conned into attending
a vacation condo sales pitch in Vegas to get a guitar with dice like this. Yours is nicer, you must have stayed at a much better casino hotel.