Truth

Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by Randy99CL, Nov 17, 2021.

  1. AllenK

    AllenK Gretschie

    I had that one all lined up but it just got away from me.
     
  2. wabash slim

    wabash slim I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    72
    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    Sounds fishy to me. Are you stretching the truth? Expect me to fall for that hook, line, and sinker? You baiting me?
     
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  3. pmac11

    pmac11 Country Gent

    Mar 4, 2018
    Toronto, Ontario
    Ouch... ;-)
     
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  4. pmac11

    pmac11 Country Gent

    Mar 4, 2018
    Toronto, Ontario
    Doctor: Have you recently had intimate relations?
    Patient: Dude, I'm a bass player in a polka band!
    Doctor: A simple 'no' will suffice..
     
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  5. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

    Age:
    74
    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    Doctor's Office:
    A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, I haven't had a bowel movement in a week!" The doctor gives him a prescription for a mild laxative and tells him, "If it doesn't work, let me know." A week later the guy is back: "Doc, still no movement!" The doctor says, "Hmm, guess you need something stronger," and prescribes a powerful laxative. Still another week later the poor guy is back: "Doc, STILL nothing!" The doctor, worried, says, "We'd better get some more information about you to try to figure out what's going on. What do you do for a living?" "I'm a musician, I play the guitar." The doctor looks up and says, "Well, that's it! Here's $10.00. Go get something to eat!"
     
  6. AllenK

    AllenK Gretschie

    Straight up gov'. I mean, would I lie to you about fishy matters? This isn't the plaice and besides, there'd be no porpoise in it.
     
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  7. wabash slim

    wabash slim I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    72
    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    At least you're not carping about it.
     
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  8. AllenK

    AllenK Gretschie

    No. With Strictly on the tv tonight, it's salmon chanted eventing.
     
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  9. Duo Slinger

    Duo Slinger Synchromatic

    688
    Sep 11, 2020
    California, USA
    I'll add on to this ridiculousness just for the halibut
     
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  10. wabash slim

    wabash slim I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    72
    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
  11. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

    Age:
    74
    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
  12. DennisC

    DennisC Country Gent

    Age:
    39
    May 11, 2017
    Germany
    ... confirmed, is so.
     
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  13. Tony65x55

    Tony65x55 Gretschified

    Age:
    65
    Sep 23, 2011
    The 'Shwa, Ontario, Canada
    Reely?
     
  14. Tony65x55

    Tony65x55 Gretschified

    Age:
    65
    Sep 23, 2011
    The 'Shwa, Ontario, Canada
    Yer such a piker.
     
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  15. wabash slim

    wabash slim I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    72
    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    It's a matter of scale.
    Don't be koi.
     
  16. Waxhead

    Waxhead Country Gent

    Aug 30, 2014
    Australia
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  17. Duo Slinger

    Duo Slinger Synchromatic

    688
    Sep 11, 2020
    California, USA
    You have an awfully shark tongue, don't you.
     
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  18. While it is fun to mod a guitar…
    I wouldn’t pay top dollar for the guitar before modding it.
    Expanding that reasoning, they should put really cheap pickups in them, because they will be upgraded or customized anyway.

    I like that guitar Phil McKnight has with hot-swappable pickups from the back.
     
  19. wabash slim

    wabash slim I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    72
    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    That smelt.
     
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