Truth

[AllenK]

Teach a man to fish and he'll have something to lie about for the rest of his life.

I had that one all lined up but it just got away from me.

 

[wabash slim]

I had that one all lined up but it just got away from me.

Sounds fishy to me. Are you stretching the truth? Expect me to fall for that hook, line, and sinker? You baiting me?

 

[pmac11]

Give a man an engineer and he will be interested for a day.
Teach a man to be an engineer, and he will be depressed for the rest of his life.

Ouch... ;-)

 

[pmac11]

Doctor: Have you recently had intimate relations?
Patient: Dude, I'm a bass player in a polka band!
Doctor: A simple 'no' will suffice..

 

[audept]

Doctor's Office:
A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, I haven't had a bowel movement in a week!" The doctor gives him a prescription for a mild laxative and tells him, "If it doesn't work, let me know." A week later the guy is back: "Doc, still no movement!" The doctor says, "Hmm, guess you need something stronger," and prescribes a powerful laxative. Still another week later the poor guy is back: "Doc, STILL nothing!" The doctor, worried, says, "We'd better get some more information about you to try to figure out what's going on. What do you do for a living?" "I'm a musician, I play the guitar." The doctor looks up and says, "Well, that's it! Here's $10.00. Go get something to eat!"

 

[AllenK]

Sounds fishy to me. Are you stretching the truth? Expect me to fall for that hook, line, and sinker? You baiting me?

Straight up gov'. I mean, would I lie to you about fishy matters? This isn't the plaice and besides, there'd be no porpoise in it.

 

[wabash slim]

Straight up gov'. I mean, would I lie to you about fishy matters? This isn't the plaice and besides, there'd be no porpoise in it.

At least you're not carping about it.

 

[AllenK]

At least you're not carping about it.

No. With Strictly on the tv tonight, it's salmon chanted eventing.

 

[Duo Slinger]

No. With Strictly on the tv tonight, it's salmon chanted eventing.

I'll add on to this ridiculousness just for the halibut

 

[wabash slim]

Walleye just give up.

 

[audept]

 

[DennisC]

It occurs to me that while some guitars are claimed be be for “doctors & lawyers,” a Gretsch is quintessentially an Engineer’s guitar.

If it ain’t broke—fix it.

Because engineers can never stop tinkering with any design, no matter how exquisite. Or compulsively modding guitars.

... confirmed, is so.

 

[Tony65x55]

Sounds fishy to me. Are you stretching the truth? Expect me to fall for that hook, line, and sinker? You baiting me?

Reely?

 

[Tony65x55]

Walleye just give up.

Yer such a piker.

 

[wabash slim]

Yer such a piker.

It's a matter of scale.
Don't be koi.

 

[drmilktruck]

 

[Waxhead]

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[Duo Slinger]

It's a matter of scale.
Don't be koi.

You have an awfully shark tongue, don't you.

 

[Runamok]

I agree... I'd also like to add that Fenders are also extreme engineer's guitars. Leo was an engineer, the guitars were designed with ease of use and that kinda engineering pragmatism in mind. The parts could be swapped out constantly... there's a reason why partscasters exist.

While it is fun to mod a guitar…
I wouldn’t pay top dollar for the guitar before modding it.
Expanding that reasoning, they should put really cheap pickups in them, because they will be upgraded or customized anyway.

I like that guitar Phil McKnight has with hot-swappable pickups from the back.

 

[wabash slim]

You have an awfully shark tongue, don't you.

That smelt.