Terms that drive you crazy

Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by Winnie Thomas, Jul 13, 2020.

  1. Winnie Thomas

    Winnie Thomas Gretschie

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    Jun 13, 2011
    Cochise AZ
    This is about terms used to describe guitars that drive you over the edge.

    My most unfavorite one is: "Plays Like Buttah" YEEOOWWWWW!!!! I think I'll drink battery acid
    :mad:
     
  2. G5422T

    G5422T Country Gent

    May 24, 2012
    usa
    That one drives me nuts too.

    I have thoughts of a greasy, crud layered fingerboard that smells like a diner kitchen.

    Puts me out of the "buying mood."
     
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  3. CalicoSkies

    CalicoSkies Gretschie

    216
    Nov 18, 2019
    Hillsboro, OR, USA
    I'm not too fond of "whammy bar".
     
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  4. jtees4

    jtees4 Electromatic

    46
    Aug 21, 2017
    USA
    "the Guitar has a lot of resonance" or a variation of that. If it's an acoustic, that's a great thing...if it's a solid body electric...resonance robs sustain (a scientist proved that, I'm not going to argue about it with anyone). Now if you have a "resonant" guitar and you love it....that's great. I'm not telling anyone whats right or wrong. Buy whatever you like, just stay out of my pockets...and of course, get of my lawn ;)
     
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  5. Randy99CL

    Randy99CL Synchromatic

    628
    Feb 17, 2020
    Albuquerque
    Anything butter-related is a bad idea, clogs my arteries just thinking about it. Recently bought some butter-flavored cooking spray and gagged from the smell the first time I used it. Butter has nothing to do with guitars.

    At first I wondered how "icepick" could possibly describe how a guitar sounded. But now I get it and actually like the term.
     
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  6. Wozob

    Wozob Country Gent

    Jul 6, 2014
    The Netherlands
    My annoyances are in Dutch.
    Probably not so relevant on a forum where the main language is English, but I’ll share anyway, because it itches me when only thinking about it.

    “verkeerd in nieuwstaat”, No, it’s “verkeert”! I don’t want it if something’s wrong with it!

    “rare gitaar/pedaal”. Don’t use the term rare in a Dutch sentence. It means “weird”. I’m not looking for weird guitars or pedals. If you mean rare in English use the Dutch word “zeldzaam”.

    Yes, I’ve turned down deals because of this.
     
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  7. calebaaron666

    calebaaron666 Country Gent

    Aug 15, 2018
    Portland, Maine
    When people talk about “mids”.
    I dunno why, but it makes my eyes roll involuntarily.
     
  8. Scott Fraser

    Scott Fraser Country Gent

    Jan 14, 2012
    Los Angeles
    Referring to the output jack on an electric guitar as an input jack.
     
  9. Wozob

    Wozob Country Gent

    Jul 6, 2014
    The Netherlands
    Jack goes in, guitar signal is alternating. Though not 100% correct, input seems 75% correct.
     
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  10. slickfaster

    slickfaster Synchromatic

    605
    Dec 29, 2009
    USA
    C85433D4-88D0-44C9-B3FB-DBF19486A519.jpeg The moronic “For Me......” used as to set up deep self reflection...
    “Right..........?
     
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  11. radd

    radd Country Gent

    Dec 27, 2017
    Santa cruz
  12. LivingMyDream

    LivingMyDream Friend of Fred

    "The best . . ." When it comes to musicians or instruments, "the best" is generally in the eye (or ears) of the beholder. "The best" means very little to me as an absolute. I might, however, take a look and see if I agree.
     
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  13. Back in Black

    Back in Black Gretschie

    117
    Jun 22, 2020
    Ontario Canada
    ''Winnie''

    How about, when you think you've found that special part, and, after reviewing the photo you asked the seller to send, you discover, the part is everything from close, to totally wrong, you then, re-contact the seller, advise him of the discrepancy...and he says...IT IS WHAT IT IS...

    I'm grinding my teeth to powder just thinking about it.

    And as far as ''Buttah'', if the guitar is not making your fingers bleed, you're either not trying hard enough, or playing the wrong guitar.

    BIB...
     
  14. 5120mantis

    5120mantis Country Gent

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    46
    Mar 6, 2011
    nj
    When i hear "it's like taking a blanket off your amp" i feel like putting a blanket over their head.
     
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  15. Trash Kidd

    Trash Kidd Country Gent

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    54
    Dec 14, 2015
    London U.K.
    “Axe” .... Grrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
     
  16. 5120mantis

    5120mantis Country Gent

    Age:
    46
    Mar 6, 2011
    nj
    Also, patina enough already with the patina
     
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  17. YouFellowRebels

    YouFellowRebels Gretschie

    254
    Jun 17, 2020
    Minnesota
    Is “honest wear” okay? Asking for a friend.
     
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  18. Wozob

    Wozob Country Gent

    Jul 6, 2014
    The Netherlands
    Another annoyance in Dutch.

    “Gebruikssporen”, sure, no big deal.

    “”Gebruikerssporen”, ieuw, gross, just wipe them off already.
     
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  19. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck I Bleed Orange

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
    Not a term but a typical seller line from Reverb or eBay: "Mint condition except for ..." If there's an exception, it's not mint at all. Otherwise it could describe anything. The guitar is in mint condition except it's missing the pickups, strap buttons and neck. Also the lower half of the body.

    "Thanks for helping out."
    "No worries." - what does that even mean?!
     
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  20. afire

    afire Country Gent

    19 posts in and nobody's mentioned "mojo"?
     
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