Punch Lines Only

Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by Manic, Mar 4, 2011.

  1. sroux

    sroux Country Gent

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    Oct 6, 2008
    Baton Rouge Louisiana
    *my favorite punchline of all*

    Rectum..........????? Damn near killed 'em!
     
  2. ishtar

    ishtar Country Gent

    Crushed nuts? No, arthritis.
     
  3. NWAttorney

    NWAttorney Country Gent

    Feb 27, 2010
    Idaho
    They're gutless, spineless, heartless and their heads and rear-ends are interchangeable.
     
  4. Manic

    Manic Country Gent

    Dec 5, 2009
    How many lanes do you want on that bridge?
     
  5. WhoJamFan

    WhoJamFan Synchromatic

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    541
    Jan 20, 2011
    Los Angeles, California
    "Get off me poppa, yer crushin' my smokes"
     
  6. MF_Dearmond

    MF_Dearmond Gretschie

    323
    Sep 8, 2010
    Oregon
    Then he leans over and says quietly "You f*** just one goat........."
     
  7. c7ble

    c7ble Gretschie

    422
    Apr 29, 2010
    Edinburgh
    Because William Shatner
     
  8. nickyboy

    nickyboy Synchromatic

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    Jan 10, 2011
    South Wales, UK
    Wears/where's the soap.
     
  9. MGllm

    MGllm Synchromatic

    If the Foo sh&&^, swear it.
     
  10. bobkat

    bobkat Country Gent

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    62
    Jun 2, 2008
    Valparaiso Indiana
    I just cut off the tops of your boots!
     
  11. Dylanphile

    Dylanphile Synchromatic

    554
    Jun 26, 2010
    Halifax, NS
    Because they taste funny.

    Because they're hungry again in 20 minutes.
     
  12. bobkat

    bobkat Country Gent

    Age:
    62
    Jun 2, 2008
    Valparaiso Indiana
    I'd like one too, mine is as big as a horse collar!
     
  13. bobkat

    bobkat Country Gent

    Age:
    62
    Jun 2, 2008
    Valparaiso Indiana
    No not as big! As dirty!
     
  14. gretschbo

    gretschbo Gretschie

    155
    Jun 10, 2008
    London Ontario Canada
    Go ahead you paid for the room-
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    Yes and no-
    --
    I noticed that!
     
  15. stixthedrummer

    stixthedrummer Electromatic

    22
    Feb 5, 2011
    hannibal, mo
  16. pilgrim

    pilgrim Country Gent

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    73
    Jun 15, 2010
    Mississippi
    "Exactly" the wife said, "and if you don't change your attitude you never will!"
     
  17. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck I Bleed Orange

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
  18. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck I Bleed Orange

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
    That isn't a very shaggy dog.
     
  19. barrygnyc

    barrygnyc Synchromatic

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    Jan 1, 2011
    New York
    +1
    I think I ended about 20 conversations with that line in the 2-3 days after seeing the movie (though it's hard to deliver the hand flourish that goes with it via a forum).
     
  20. barrygnyc

    barrygnyc Synchromatic

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    505
    Jan 1, 2011
    New York
    The last guy left her tied to the tree.
     
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