Now Accepting Members for an Elite Club!

Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by Poeticas, Jan 14, 2020.

  1. Poeticas

    Poeticas Electromatic

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    Jun 24, 2019
    Florida
    The Order of the Rabid Raccoon is now accepting members. We do adventurous tasks such as measuring various chest of drawers. Why just today we measured a drawer that was an astonishing 42" x 24'" x 12'" our best finding yet! We will have a Skype meeting tonight and our top leader (Lord Dimwit Flathead) will be presenting our findings in decimal format. Now is a very exciting time to join! Member spots are being filled very quickly, but we still have 14 spots available. Come join before all the vacant spots are filled! If you are interested, send me a private message before it's too late, first come first serve.
     
    Last edited: Jan 14, 2020
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  2. wabash slim

    wabash slim Gretschified

    Age:
    70
    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    42 X 24 X 12 FEET?!?!? That's a house, not a drawer.

    Then I saw Florida. Explains it all. " is inches, ' is feet.

    Vaguely reminds me of Monty Pythons' Society for Putting Things On Top Of Other Things.
     
  3. Ricochet

    Ricochet I Bleed Orange

    Nov 13, 2009
    Monkey Island
    I wouldn’t want to be a member of a club, who would want me as a member.
     
  4. Poeticas

    Poeticas Electromatic

    99
    Jun 24, 2019
    Florida
    47 inches is a feet??
     
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  5. Poeticas

    Poeticas Electromatic

    99
    Jun 24, 2019
    Florida
    Come join! We also do other exciting tasks such as measuring guitar strings!
     
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  6. thunder58

    thunder58 Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Dec 23, 2010
    tappan ny
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    ??
     
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  7. nickurso

    nickurso Gretschified

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    54
    Dec 24, 2012
    New Orleans la.
    Groucho
     
  8. GlenP

    GlenP Synchromatic

    925
    Jul 23, 2019
    WA
    And Mayberry Sheriff Andy Taylor refused to join a club that would not have Deputy Barney Fife as a member.
     
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  9. wabash slim

    wabash slim Gretschified

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    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    Maybe in Florida.
     
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  10. Merc

    Merc Country Gent

    May 6, 2017
    Florida
    I’m a bit confused. But here you go...

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  11. wabash slim

    wabash slim Gretschified

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    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
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  12. Gregor

    Gregor Gretschie

    464
    Oct 17, 2018
    New Brunswick, Canada
    A BIT confused?
     
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  13. thunder58

    thunder58 Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Dec 23, 2010
    tappan ny
    Admin Post
    strange ?? that's all I'm sayin'
     
  14. larryb

    larryb Gretschified

    Age:
    51
    Oct 29, 2012
    Greenville, SC
    I don't think I have the time...but thanks for asking..
     
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  15. dak55

    dak55 Country Gent

    May 31, 2018
    NC
    I have the time, but no gas money. (or any real idea what the heck we're discussing)
     
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  16. larryb

    larryb Gretschified

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    Oct 29, 2012
    Greenville, SC
    Jack plates:p
     
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  17. j.s.c

    j.s.c Country Gent

    Aug 19, 2008
    france
    Wooo i think this could be the place for questioning things we're sure of.
     
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  18. Drifter

    Drifter Gretschie

    280
    Dec 27, 2012
    New Jersey
    I get it!
     
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  19. Henry

    Henry I Bleed Orange

    Apr 9, 2014
    Petaluma
    If you're putting your chest in drawers, you may need dressing leasons.
     
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  20. panhead6zero

    panhead6zero Synchromatic

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    885
    Jan 17, 2015
    The Motor City
    Beat me to it!!
     
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