The Order of the Rabid Raccoon is now accepting members. We do adventurous tasks such as measuring various chest of drawers. Why just today we measured a drawer that was an astonishing 42" x 24'" x 12'" our best finding yet! We will have a Skype meeting tonight and our top leader (Lord Dimwit Flathead) will be presenting our findings in decimal format. Now is a very exciting time to join! Member spots are being filled very quickly, but we still have 14 spots available. Come join before all the vacant spots are filled! If you are interested, send me a private message before it's too late, first come first serve.