We have the longest thread in G-T history going, called "Jokes thread", but most don't know it's there. It's been running since July 2018 and currently has 167 pages and 3340 posts. If you want to catch up on all that and get many great laughs, check it out. https://www.gretsch-talk.com/threads/jokes-thread.175308/ But in honor of National Tell A Joke Day, here's a little joke to get started, one I stole from a friend's daughter: And God said unto John, Come forth and you will receive eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster.