Let's be clear. I'm not cheating on my wife.

Discussion in 'THE Gretsch Discussion Forum' started by doctorSlo, Nov 25, 2020.

  1. doctorSlo

    doctorSlo Synchromatic

    Age:
    62
    535
    Aug 22, 2016
    Colorado Springs, CO
    My wife Leslie informed me that she will be hanging out with her friend Kirsten next Saturday night. She said, "I'm sure you'll be playing with your girlfriend-Gretchen." I said, "my girlfriend Gretch...? What!? Apparently, she named my new guitar Gretchen.:p
     
  2. radd

    radd Country Gent

    Dec 27, 2017
    Santa cruz
    Gretchen does have that sexy hour glass figure :D
     
  3. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

    Age:
    73
    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    And a superb lower bout. She also wears a G-string very well........:D
     
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  4. RG7X

    RG7X Synchromatic

    659
    Nov 11, 2018
    Los Angeles
    Best laugh of my day!
     
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  5. Mr. Lumbergh

    Mr. Lumbergh Country Gent

    May 14, 2013
    Initech, Inc.
    A little thick at the bottom, but who are we kidding, that's a good thing.
     
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  6. Tele295

    Tele295 Country Gent

    Because I’m all about that bass, about that bass....
     
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