Laugh of the Day

[6187LX]

No Financial Interest.

This "Celebrity owned...Famous Rock Star" Tenny can be yours for $14K. But you won't get to know who owned it until you are "vetted."

 

[JohnnyLaw]

Well, i guess that leaves me out.

 

[Runamok]

The name will be delivered to you on a slip of paper—in code.

You will need to buy the breeder’s guide to decode the code.
Be prepared for a bidding war. I’ve seen this movie.

I’d rather just put $2 on Sun Up.
Getta you tutsy-fruitsy ice cream.

 

[juks]

And then 1 year later the listing is still there...

 

[thunder58]

I'm selling this bridge located in Brooklyn , NY
If any one is interested , please PM me

 

[Runamok]

I'm selling this bridge located in Brooklyn , NY
If any one is interested , please PM me
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You screwed up.
Should have vetted the bidders before telling us where to find it.

Bond villains work this way.
Get all the competing crime bosses in the room for a bidding war.
Wait a minute, are you selling this guitar?

 

[cielski]

What!?!? Jim Irsay hasn't snatched this up yet?

 

[tubevibrato]

A 70 year old instrument made in 1959?

 

[Runamok]

What!?!? Jim Irsay hasn't snatched this up yet?

I’m thinking it was owned by Chet Springsteen. Or perhaps a Nigerian Prince that keeps contacting me.

Anybody else here getting in on this? I need to know who I’m bidding against.

 

[juks]

A 70 year old instrument made in 1959?

He's counting the year he's actually going to find a buyer.

 

[cielski]

He's counting the year he's actually going to find a buyer.

Obviously a "New Math" wiz!

 

[nightbird]

Let's see. Advertised as a '59. Painted F holes. 60's HiLo Trons. Looks like a headstock plate from around 1967. Stairstep tuners.
I looked at his other offerings, ridiculous prices and sketchy at best. /and no feedback. hmmmm

 

[JohnnyLaw]

Let's see. Advertised as a '59. Painted F holes. 60's HiLo Trons. Looks like a headstock plate from around 1967. Stairstep tuners.
I looked at his other offerings, ridiculous prices and sketchy at best. /and no feedback. hmmmm

Nightbird, consider yourself vetted. You do not qualify.

 

[Wolfgang]

Nightbird, consider yourself vetted. You do not qualify.

Yup, that's exactly how this works.

 

[Falconetti]

$14K and it isn’t even new !! Hope I pass the vetting procedure. Can’t wait to get some pics of someone I don’t know playing a guitar which maybe I just bought for too much money because that would make my time on Earth worthwhile.

 

[Ricochet]

Maybe the seller imagines himself to be the “famous celebrity”…

 

[afire]

I didn't know they were still making '59 Tennesseans in '67. Must have been quite a backlog.

 

[mrfixitmi]

According to the listing..."Bridge & Nut Are Likely Not Original" I see that Rich identified the Bridge, does that mean that the "Nut" is the person who is willing to pay this price or fall for this?

One no longer needs to wonder, I think we broke the secret code.

 

[drmilktruck]

The name will be delivered to you on a slip of paper—in code.

You will need to buy the breeder’s guide to decode the code.
Be prepared for a bidding war. I’ve seen this movie.

I’d rather just put $2 on Sun Up.
Getta you tutsy-fruitsy ice cream.

Dr Hackenbush.

 

[Archtops]

I’m an “Old Guitar Nut”!