Jokes thread

Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by audept, Jul 5, 2018.

  1. guitarfarm

    guitarfarm Country Gent



    Okay. I laughed out loud. :thumbsup:
     
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  2. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck I Bleed Orange

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
    We sent out New Year's cards this year so we can relate.

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  3. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck I Bleed Orange

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
    I've been looking at a collection of early Dilbert cartoons. The first one is one of my favorites. I still refer to silly management ideas as woodchucks.

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  4. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck I Bleed Orange

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
    I was going through my photos and found a few that tickled my funny bone.

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  5. MrWookiee

    MrWookiee Country Gent

    Jun 17, 2020
    SoCal, USA
  6. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
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  7. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  8. Freshy

    Freshy Synchromatic

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    Sep 30, 2017
    Homosassa FLA
    An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
    'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
    Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

    The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
     
  9. MrWookiee

    MrWookiee Country Gent

    Jun 17, 2020
    SoCal, USA
    I wonder if that ever happened to Robby Steinhardt (RIP).
     
  10. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck I Bleed Orange

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
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