Jokes thread

Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by audept, Jul 5, 2018.

  1. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck I Bleed Orange

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
    A Short History of Medicine:

    “Doctor I have a headache.”

    2000 B.C. – “Here, eat this root.”

    1000 B.C. – “That root is a demon, say this prayer.”

    1850 A.D. – “That prayer is a superstition, drink this potion.”

    1940 A.D. – “That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.”

    1985 A.D. – “That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.”

    2000 A.D. – “That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!”
     
  2. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck I Bleed Orange

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
    A seven-year-old girl came home and told her mom, “A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.”

    “Oh no, honey. What happened?”

    “Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company.”
     
  3. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck I Bleed Orange

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
    A blonde went to her optometrist and said, “Whenever I drink coffee, I have this sharp, excruciating pain in my eye. Any idea what it could be?”

    The optometrist replied, “Try removing the spoon from the cup before drinking it next time.”
     
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  4. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
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  5. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  6. radd

    radd Country Gent

    Dec 27, 2017
    Santa Cruz
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