Jokes thread

Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by audept, Jul 5, 2018.

  1. GVDobler

    GVDobler Synchromatic

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    So, two Gibson players are busy jacking up their barn. A Gretsch guy comes by and asks "why are you jacking up your barn?" One says "our donkey's ears are too long and he won't walk thru the door."
    The Gretsch guy says "why not just dig out a little below the door so his ears don't touch?"

    The other Gibson player says "Thanks for the suggestion dummy, but it's his ears that are too long, not his legs"
     
  2. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  3. hawiian2

    hawiian2 Gretschie

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    Most good humor is based in truth


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  4. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  5. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  6. Rmccamey

    Rmccamey Electromatic

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    The Lego store has reopened for business after Covid. Customers were lined up for blocks.
     
  7. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck I Bleed Orange

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    How can you tell if a man has ED? It's not hard ...
     
  8. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    That's a limp joke, Jim! ;)
     
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  9. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  10. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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