Jokes thread

A British scientist tried a few years ago to come up with the world's funniest joke. (Shades of a Monty Python sketch...)

Here’s the lowdown, including the winner.

http://laughlab.co.uk/

The guy compiled 1001 of the best clean jokes here. (Strangely the list starts at #37.) Warning: most are not good.

https://richardwiseman.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/jokes1.pdf

 

OK, this COULD be a true story in maybe 5 years. It is prolly only gonna be funny to me,
especially then. lol

So, some point in the future - like 2026 -
I'll be selling a guitar that I might want to upgrade from - bought NEW, and I'll list it as,
only owner yadayadayada. See pics.

But I'll have to say ... "bought it in 2019" or
"2019 model from a music story" yadayadayada.
When it ships (in the future 2026) and the new buyer checks the serial number they COULD be disappointed.
Them : "This is not correct info in the listing. This was manufactured in 2020."

Me: "So, what are you complainin' 'bout,
it IS a year newer. Chill or sometin' ..."

Them : "Yikes ! I just don't want to touch ANYTHING from 2020 !!!"

 

I was joking with one of our staff a few months ago that while I'm sure she wanted her baby to be born as soon as safely possible, it might be better to be born January 1 to remove the 2020 stench!