Jokes thread

Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by audept, Jul 5, 2018.

  1. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    For the Trekkies:
    star trek communicators.jpg star trek communicators large.gif star trek flip communicator.jpg star trek an incident has occurred.gif
     
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  2. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
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    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
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  4. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  5. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  6. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  7. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
  8. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
  9. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
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  10. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  11. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  12. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  13. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
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    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  15. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck I Bleed Orange

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
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  16. OK, this COULD be a true story in maybe 5 years. It is prolly only gonna be funny to me,
    especially then. lol

    So, some point in the future - like 2026 -
    I'll be selling a guitar that I might want to upgrade from - bought NEW, and I'll list it as,
    only owner yadayadayada. See pics.

    But I'll have to say ... "bought it in 2019" or
    "2019 model from a music story" yadayadayada.
    When it ships (in the future 2026) and the new buyer checks the serial number they COULD be disappointed.
    Them : "This is not correct info in the listing. This was manufactured in 2020."

    Me: "So, what are you complainin' 'bout,
    it IS a year newer. Chill or sometin' ..."

    Them : "Yikes ! I just don't want to touch ANYTHING from 2020 !!!"
     
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  17. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck I Bleed Orange

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
    I was joking with one of our staff a few months ago that while I'm sure she wanted her baby to be born as soon as safely possible, it might be better to be born January 1 to remove the 2020 stench!
     
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