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    That one made me laugh out loud. I would have done a spit take if I were taking a drink. Probably would have come out my nose.



    Mitch Hedberg tells a joke about learning to play."I taught myself how to play guitar, which was a bad decision because I didn't know how to play it, so I was a [crappy] teacher."
     
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