Jokes thread

Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by audept, Jul 5, 2018.

  1. MrAstro

    MrAstro Gretschie

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    Mar 5, 2015
    Sydney, NSW
    OK here's a terrible one I just made up...

    One day Captain Ahab, First Mate Winters and the Boson Jennings went whaling. Winters played his accordion and Jennings sang. Over time they realised that country music seemed to attract the whales. So one day they played a country song and a whale leapt out of the water and landed smack bang on the deck crushing Jennings. "Oh no" cried first mate Winters... "That must have been Whale-on Jennings"
     
  2. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  4. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck I Bleed Orange

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
    duplicate. Sorry.
     

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  5. Bertotti

    Bertotti Friend of Fred

    Jul 20, 2017
    South Dakota
    I don't know if this qualifies as a joke but I heard a line on an audible book. The guys says, "I love cats looks at all the words with meow in them, meower, meowed, meowing and homeowner. I don't know why but I laughed."
     
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  6. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  7. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  8. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  9. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  10. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  11. LivingMyDream

    LivingMyDream Friend of Fred

    In honor of the MLB playoffs:

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  12. LivingMyDream

    LivingMyDream Friend of Fred

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    And especially for Dr. Jim Welters:

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