Dangerous ground Rich.True story .... a text message between me and the wife .......
Marianne : where's Julies birth certificate . I need it for her trip
Me : check the file cabinet under " legal papers "
Marianne : can't find it . You need to look when you get home
Me : ok
Marianne : and why is your marriage certificate from your ex wife in there ( you can now imagine the nastiness behind that statement )
Me : I'm collecting them ( you can now image me giggling like an 8 year old )
I caught my grandson telling a dad joke. We must pass them down to the future generations!