If You Were Music Czar, What Rules Would You Announce?

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  1. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck I Bleed Orange

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
    If you had power over all music, what rules would you create and enforce?

    I would first promulgate that bands have to break up after a certain period of time. (Or individual artists have to cease recording/touring.) Part of the reason the Beatles or Nirvana are viewed as so influential is that they had a certain period of music creation and that's it. No long decline. No embarrassing albums that attempt to follow current fashions. No long cycles when nothing new was released. No later tours done solely to make money and gratify egos. They did what they did and that was that. (Admittedly individual members may have had longer more embarrassing careers, but that's a separate issue.) I'm not sure what the time period would be but 10-15 years at most seems reasonable.
     
  2. Mr. Lumbergh

    Mr. Lumbergh Country Gent

    May 14, 2013
    Initech, Inc.
    I don't have any business telling people what they can or can't write or listen to. I'd just mandate some decent variety on the radio.
     
  3. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    I would enforce complete freedom of expression excepting a ban on accordions and banjos. :D:D:D
     
  4. pmac11

    pmac11 Country Gent

    Mar 4, 2018
    Toronto, Ontario
    Streaming will pay royalties of 25 cents per play.
     
  5. thunder58

    thunder58 Super Moderator Staff Member

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    If I was Czar , ........... BRING ME THE BROOM OF THE WICKED WITCH YOKO !
    sorry , don't be hatin' :p
     
  6. ramjac

    ramjac Synchromatic

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    Aug 14, 2011
    Wisconsin
  7. Its all good. To someone that is. Might be you, might be someone else, might be your music, might be someone else’s.
     
  8. tartanphantom

    tartanphantom Friend of Fred

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    Jul 30, 2008
    Murfreesboro, TN
    Auto-tune would be banned forever.
    Period.
     
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  9. OzzPocket

    OzzPocket Gretschie

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    Aug 11, 2020
    NYS
    No lip syncing or recorded instrument tracks at live shows/TV appearances :)
     
  10. wabash slim

    wabash slim Gretschified

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    No autotune!
    No urban yodeling.
    No copying riffs.
     
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  11. Henry

    Henry I Bleed Orange

    Apr 9, 2014
    Petaluma
    A negative relationship between publishing music and criticizing music.

    Old people shut the hell up about young people's music; focus on the music they like.

    Yeah right.:rolleyes:
     
  12. Jeff67

    Jeff67 Country Gent

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    Nov 3, 2019
    Crockett, Texas
    No more country rap.:confused:
     
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  13. new6659

    new6659 Country Gent

    No male country singers with voices that sound like, you know, male country singers.
     
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  14. pmac11

    pmac11 Country Gent

    Mar 4, 2018
    Toronto, Ontario
    Record companies could only have a 40% stake in master recordings, which would be stored in secure, fireproof locations.
     
  15. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    Rap would no longer be named with a silent "C"
     
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  16. calebaaron666

    calebaaron666 Friend of Fred

    Aug 15, 2018
    Portland, Maine
    Concerts would $15.
    Whether it’s your local garage band or The Rolling Stones.
     
  17. Duo Slinger

    Duo Slinger Gretschie

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    Sep 11, 2020
    California, USA
    Break up the current record companies and give some actual creative musicians a chance.
     
  18. cosmicCowboy

    cosmicCowboy Electromatic

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    Feb 11, 2021
    Texas hill country
    Cunjunto Sunday’s at the church of Doug Sahm and Augie Myers
     
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  19. GVDobler

    GVDobler Synchromatic

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    May 15, 2011
    Las Vegas
    Some "artists" would have to pay us to listen to them.
     
  20. Penguin

    Penguin Country Gent

    Nov 20, 2011
    Sydney, Australia
    A realistic amount of royalty payments for young artists to live on.
     
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