I sneezed!

wabash slim

I Bleed Orange
Feb 10, 2010
19,485
lafayette in
Danke, I hope I spelled that right. I only had one year of German and that started in 1982! Damn 40 years ago! I was a junior in HS!
I learned more German in the two weeks I spent there (on TDY in the service) than in the year I had it in high school (1963). Ein bier und ein braut, bitte---one beer and a sausage, please. Learn or starve.
 

speedicut

Friend of Fred
Gold Supporting Member
Jun 5, 2012
6,489
Alabama
I have sinus issues and sneeze a lot because of it.
Not only am I a frequent sneezer, my sneezes are LOUD!
No exaggeration, once I was at the pistol range during live fire and sneezed.. Everyone stopped shooting and looked down the line towards me :oops:
 

dspellman

Gretschie
Jul 4, 2020
435
Los Angeles
I'll sometimes sneeze and fart at the same time. The good news is that the sneeze sound covers the secondary toot and I can get off the elevator before someone begins to wonder about the smell...
 

wabash slim

I Bleed Orange
Feb 10, 2010
19,485
lafayette in
I'll sometimes sneeze and fart at the same time. The good news is that the sneeze sound covers the secondary toot and I can get off the elevator before someone begins to wonder about the smell...

All well and good until it’s wet
We're at that age where we should never trust a fart.

This thread reminds me of a joke-----
 


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