Home-cooked wild game dinner

Discussion in 'THE Gretsch Discussion Forum' started by Winnie Thomas, May 22, 2019.

  1. Winnie Thomas

    Winnie Thomas Gretschie

    Jun 13, 2011
    Cochise AZ
    The family is sitting down for dinner. Mother has cooked up Venison.

    She says to dad: “I don’t think the kids will eat this if they know it’s deer meat.”

    Dad says: “Lets see how it goes.

    Daughter says to dad: “What is this?”

    Dad says: “Do you remember what your mother sometimes calls me?”

    Daughter screams at brother: “Don’t eat it, it’s a**hole!!."
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  2. pilgrim

    pilgrim Country Gent

    Jun 15, 2010
  3. Winnie Thomas

    Winnie Thomas Gretschie

    Jun 13, 2011
    Cochise AZ
    Well, I'm an old Yankee. :)

    Monday through Saturday: Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner. Sunday: Breakfast, Dinner, Supper.
  4. Bertotti

    Bertotti Friend of Fred

    Jul 20, 2017
    South Dakota
    Love it but where I grew up in Iowa it was Breakfast Dinner Supper. Confused the hell out of me when I got out on my own and found people calling it dinner at night. We also used lunch for noon but that was school food or a buffet. And of course Sunday Brunch at church. So many different ways to call a meal something other than a meal.

    But now I want venison chops and venison chili.
  5. Henry

    Henry I Bleed Orange

    Apr 9, 2014
    Well don't tell her about the raspberry hostess pies. Artificial raspberry (and vanilla) is sometimes flavored with castoreum, an extract from a gland in a beaver anus. Less common now though.
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  6. wildeman

    wildeman Gretschified

    May 10, 2015
    It's all gone down hill since you can't find good beaver anus anymore.
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  7. new6659

    new6659 Country Gent

    Maybe not where you live.
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  8. 5120mantis

    5120mantis Country Gent

    Mar 6, 2011
    Damn, i thought this was gonna be a about pheasant and roasted potatoes, i was gonna ask for the feathers to use for fly tying...☹
  9. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
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