Anyone ever have luck getting the girl next door?

Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by JCW513, Feb 23, 2021.

  1. Sabato

    Sabato Country Gent

    Mar 22, 2019
    Massachusetts
    Like many of the questions we get here at "Dear Abby", oh, wait, this is not Dear Abby...
     
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  2. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck I Bleed Orange

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
    That’s a strategy!
     
  3. Gregor

    Gregor Synchromatic

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    Oct 17, 2018
    New Brunswick, Canada
    That counts!
     
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  4. calebaaron666

    calebaaron666 Friend of Fred

    Aug 15, 2018
    Portland, Maine
    I got the girl who worked at my local video store.
    I had a crush on her from afar for about 13 years, and when the timing was right, I finally went for it.
    8 years later and we’re still in love.
     
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  5. nickurso

    nickurso Gretschified

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    Dec 24, 2012
    New Orleans la.
    Just strike up a conversation. Confidence is attractive. Better than stalking her on a dating app
     
  6. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck I Bleed Orange

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
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  7. Teledriver

    Teledriver Synchromatic

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    Three page into this thread.....
    Is it you asking for help,


    or us??
     
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  8. Dumbthumbs

    Dumbthumbs Gretschie

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    Nov 28, 2020
    New Mexico
    I made a play for the girl next door. She was gorgeous, a talented writer, and crazier than a outhouse rat.
     
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  9. MrWookiee

    MrWookiee Gretschie

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    Jun 17, 2020
    SoCal, USA
    Two out of three ain't bad.
     
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  10. OzzPocket

    OzzPocket Gretschie

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    Aug 11, 2020
    NYS
    (said mostly tongue-in-cheek)....I try to avoid the "girl's next door"....because 99% of relationships are going to go sour (until/unless you meet THE ONE) eventually.....and if/when it does, I don't want to still have to see her every single day.....lol ;-)

    Having said that...if you've got a good feeling....it never hurts to say hello...
     
  11. Henry

    Henry I Bleed Orange

    Apr 9, 2014
    Petaluma
    It takes a village.

    Just think, 50 years from now @JCW513 will show his grandkids this thread, framed on his wall, as where it all started . . . .
     
  12. slickfaster

    slickfaster Synchromatic

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    Dec 29, 2009
    USA
    Not the girl next door but my share of strippers....I’d post pics but that a no no round here:cool:
     
  13. Maybe ask another nearby neighbor ... find out SOMETHING she's into ... besides the dating site you know she's on but she doesn't know you know she's on.
    Since this thread is three pages deep - realize you HAVE to report back now.

    I see in my mind's eye sitcom or movie scenes -
    but yeah, it is NOT like the good ole days when you can go to the movies or share a meal in a restaurant, or even coffee, or a concert - dating has to be pretty weird nowadays.

    btw, WHERE in general are you two potential lovebirds at - suburbs big city snow or beach ...
     
  14. you shouldn't feel you have to divulge that here
    ...
    but the point is to find some local site of interest - that is even OPEN nowadays - a college where she is interested in taking a class ? I dunno.
    Good luck
     
  15. Sabato

    Sabato Country Gent

    Mar 22, 2019
    Massachusetts
    When I went to school with a bunch of female nursing students, sometimes they'd talk about a "cute" doctor they saw. I would tell them that after they got their RN maybe they could work on their MRS, but got mostly blank looks in response.
     
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  16. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    Want to meet girls? Get a cute dog and hang out at the local park, they will find you! ;)
     
  17. JCW513

    JCW513 Gretschie

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    Sep 21, 2017
    Boston
    A suburb of Boston... Don't worry, I will report back.
     
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  18. Any luck getting the girl next door...

    Getting her — what?
    In my case: it would be an anniversary present. She’s married.

    Sometime the details are important.
    See Mercury’s comment.
     
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  19. Gretschtim1

    Gretschtim1 Country Gent

    Dec 4, 2012
    Dundalk, Md
    Yeah I've been married to her for 45 years...:D. If you don't ask it can't happen. Actually my girl next door lived down the street and I use to throw rocks and rotten apples at her...love at first sight for sure...:).
     
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  20. You obviously specialize in Retort Law.
     
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