The Further Adventures of Sheba the Wonderdog

Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by audept, Oct 2, 2013.

  1. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    Hi, my name is Sheba. I am a Jack Russell/Maltese Poodle cross. I am a dog of many talents.
    (1) I can be photogenic!
    (2) I can be cute!
    (3) I love to take a nap!
    (4) I like sunbaking!
    (5) I can even walk on water!
    (6) I love a mudbath, so good for the complexion!
    I wish I could play guitar because my dad is embarrasing when he tries (I think he's a bit tone-deaf, he never hears the really high notes)
     

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  2. Maltese poodle huh,,,,, I bet mr green and Humphrey bogart will be knocking on your door soon.
     
  3. The Marlin

    The Marlin Friend of Fred

    Feb 2, 2011
    London...ish
    Can you tell me if little Timmy is in danger, or has fallen into a well?

    Timmy is a great pedal, and a dog to protect is would be a bonus.

    Interested in trades?

    M.
     
  4. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
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    And I have been well-educated:
     

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  5. The Marlin

    The Marlin Friend of Fred

    Feb 2, 2011
    London...ish
    What degree did she get?

    I'm guessing media studies...

    M.
     
  6. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    She has degrees in civil disobedience, human manipulation & bum-sniffing.
     
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  7. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    She likes to wake me up by sticking her tongue in my ear. Reminds me of an old girlfriend (sorry, Mrs Audept)
     
  8. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    Sheba is very popular with the boys
     

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  9. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    Sheba is learning to drive with the help of an instructor:
     

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  10. sonnyjimslim

    sonnyjimslim Synchromatic

    Way Cool! Dogs are great, I wonder what they think of us?
     
  11. Geosh

    Geosh Synchromatic

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    Mar 17, 2010
    Chandler, AZ
    They probably think we are their slaves. Feeding them, following them around, picking up their...;)

    Cool dog(s) BTW
     
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  12. fender62custom

    fender62custom Gretschified

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    Mar 3, 2012
    Helidon, Australia
    l bet your miffed that Sheba has a crush on Dr Harry!! gorgeous dog!!
     
  13. earoach

    earoach Synchromatic

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    Did Sheba take the Wolverine up to Annandale? ;)
     
  14. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    I enjoy picnics in the sunshine and playing in the rain with my mates:
     

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  15. larryb

    larryb Gretschified

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    Oct 29, 2012
    Greenville, SC
    Can your dog teach my dog....anything...please!!! He is not so bright, but he is a love and adores my family, so I guess that counts for something.
     

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  16. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    She will only teach him bad habits he doesn't need. Your little guy is adorable and has already learnt to melt hearts with "the look"! Great dog, Larry!
     
  17. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    It's been a long day, I'm tuckered out!
     

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  18. earoach

    earoach Synchromatic

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    Aw, c'mon, that was funny and cute! Good looking pup, too!
     
  19. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    Yes, that was funny! She is a real live-wire, curious and feisty, but also very affectionate. She spends most nights sleeping curled up in the back of my knees. I have to be careful not to roll over in bed without warning.
     
  20. earoach

    earoach Synchromatic

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    I was beginning to wonder if anyone ever listened to any Steely Dan. She favors a Long Haired JR I have as a client.