Said no guitarist ever ...

Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by drmilktruck, Aug 14, 2019 at 10:15 PM.

  1. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck Gretschified

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN


    What other things can you think of?
     
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  2. ramjac

    ramjac Gretschie

    205
    Aug 14, 2011
    Wisconsin
    A couple of things I’ve never heard at the guitar shop, anyway.

    “I’m just buying this based on the color. He11, I can’t even tell if the neck’s straight or if it’s got single-dingles or humdingers.”

    “I don’t really need something that responds to my playing and really cuts through the mix without being too middy, I just want something that will make me appear discerning when I post a picture of my pedal board.”
     
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  3. Sid Nitzerglobin

    Sid Nitzerglobin Country Gent

    Jun 8, 2015
    fROMOHIO
    "I run active pickups & so much gain I'll never hear the difference between guitars anyway..."
     
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  4. larryb

    larryb Gretschified

    Age:
    50
    Oct 29, 2012
    Greenville, SC
    "Oh...this one doesn't come with a case? Sweet!!"
     
  5. stevo

    stevo Country Gent

    May 1, 2012
    Atlanta
    I just want to rent guitars and not own any.
     
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  6. blueruins

    blueruins Country Gent

    May 28, 2013
    Savannah, GA
    "Just send me the sheet music."
     
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  7. wabash slim

    wabash slim Friend of Fred

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    69
    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
  8. new6659

    new6659 Gretschie

    470
    Dec 10, 2018
    Southwestern Ontario
  9. hogrider16

    hogrider16 Gretschie

    290
    Oct 18, 2017
    charles town wv
    Can I get more drums and bass in the monitors please?
     
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  10. larryb

    larryb Gretschified

    Age:
    50
    Oct 29, 2012
    Greenville, SC
    LOL!!
     
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  11. blueruins

    blueruins Country Gent

    May 28, 2013
    Savannah, GA
    “Your opinion is as valid as mine”
     
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  12. Sabato

    Sabato Synchromatic

    520
    Mar 22, 2019
    Massachusetts
  13. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck Gretschified

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
    I didn't start playing guitar to get girls/boys.
     
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  14. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck Gretschified

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
    or a jack plate! (Hope Rich is enjoying his vacation)
     
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  15. blueruins

    blueruins Country Gent

    May 28, 2013
    Savannah, GA
    "There's no 10 year old on YouTube with hotter licks than me."
     
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  16. 19MGB76

    19MGB76 Gretschie

    149
    Jul 31, 2018
    Minnesota
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