Join Gretsch-Talk Today, Gibson? You’re embarrassing yourself....

Discussion in 'Other Cool Guitars' started by TSims1, Nov 10, 2017.

  1. TSims1

    TSims1 Friend of Fred

    Jun 18, 2013
    Wow. Whoever is doing this stuff really needs to call and talk with the Fender Custom Shop because they are apparently CLUELESS when it comes to relic’ing.
    I could barely type this from laughing at a $6K pricetag. Yeah right! I’d have to drink whatever YA’ll have been tipping back on!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!


    GIBSON - please hear me because I care for you.

    STOP with the:
    *relic’ing(you suck at it)
    *weird trying-too-hard guitars nobody wants
    *robotic ANYTHING
    *terrible Gibson’s but great Epiphones

    DO THIS:
    *make incredible Les Pauls that are worth their price tag
    *make incredible SGs that are worth their price tag
    *make incredible arch tops that are worth their price tag
    *make incredible acoustic guitars that are worth their price tag
    *do NOTHING ELSE are embarrassing yourself and driving your name into the ground. And it makes me sad.
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  2. TSims1

    TSims1 Friend of Fred

    Jun 18, 2013

    Resume your life.
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  3. Henry

    Henry Gretschified

    Apr 9, 2014
    Lol. It looks like a silhouette of a person/bust.
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  4. TSims1

    TSims1 Friend of Fred

    Jun 18, 2013

    Oh my gosh you’re right.

    I mean, COME ON!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

    Six GRAND for that “beaut”!!! Hahahahaha

    Yeeeeeeeeah. I think I’ll just buy two or three Gretsch guitars instead.
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  5. englishman

    englishman Gretschified

    Apr 5, 2014
    Save 2K if you're quick!!

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  6. wildeman

    wildeman Friend of Fred

    May 10, 2015
    Yep, that sho nuff is hideous. I was just watching the Memphis Slim video i just posted and marveling at how killer Mickeys 335 is, i agree Gibson should stick with the classics.
    The heritage they have is priceless, its a shame to see it tarnished.
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  7. Scott Fraser

    Scott Fraser Country Gent

    Jan 14, 2012
    Los Angeles
    The whole idea of relic'ing is ridiculous, but even if one accepts the concept, this is just a lame job of relic'ing. And to my mind reduces the value of the underlying instrument considerably.
  8. TSims1

    TSims1 Friend of Fred

    Jun 18, 2013

    I like relics, and yet I agree. This is hideous. To me, it should cost about a grand under a Standard in this condition.
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  9. JLD4133

    JLD4133 Country Gent

    May 10, 2011
    Mequon, WI
    You know, I actually appreciate Gibsons a great deal, and I have a number of them, and find them to be very fine instruments. I've toured their Memphis facility a couple of times, and what I have seen there is impressive. While I recognize that they are priced higher than Gretsch instruments, I believe that this is a function of the fact that it is cheaper to build in Japan than the US. All of that being said, I very much agree that this offering is an embarrassment. I have to believe that this was a factory special run commissioned by Musicians Friend, and not something that Gibson conceptualized. It's just in poor taste and poorly executed to boot! By the way I have seem several Gretsch FSRs which were commissioned by Cream City (my favorite Gretsch dealer) and they were all so beautiful. Gibson should have talked Musicians Friend out of doing this one, but obviously no business wants to turn down orders.
  10. GVDobler

    GVDobler Synchromatic

    May 15, 2011
    Las Vegas
    I agree that the idea is nuts. It is to satisfy the need to make people think you've actually been out there doing something. Ha. An 18 year-old with a relic'd guitar makes no sense.
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  11. TSims1

    TSims1 Friend of Fred

    Jun 18, 2013

    I mean, that’s the classic haters case and is a totally reasonable argument.

    HOWEVER - I don’t have a problem with relics. I have a problem with TERRIBLE relics. And I REALLY have a problem with terrible SIX THOUSAND DOLLAR relics!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! This is what I would expect from a $199 “relic”.
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  12. englishman

    englishman Gretschified

    Apr 5, 2014
    I guess I don't see it...

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  13. Tony65x55

    Tony65x55 Gretschified

    Sep 23, 2011
    The 'Shwa, Ontario, Canada
    I love the rant. Thanks Tony, you are so right. What are they thinking?
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  14. ruger9

    ruger9 Country Gent

    Nov 1, 2008
    Ree-dam-diculous! But I knew Gibson had lost their minds when they did the 30% price raise across the board, and put the robo-tumers on ALL guitars, whether you liked it or not.

    Can you say "sinking ship"?
  15. speedicut

    speedicut Country Gent

    Jun 5, 2012
    LOL @Eman :D

    It looks like someone removed a sticker and the paint came with it
  16. Brutus Presley

    Brutus Presley Gretschie

    Jan 21, 2016
    This must be a joke, obviously
  17. TSims1

    TSims1 Friend of Fred

    Jun 18, 2013
  18. Synchro

    Synchro The artist formerly known as: Synchro Staff Member

    Jun 2, 2008
    Sorry Vista
    Admin Post
    I’ve seen Fenders with the same pathetic relic job and I didn’t like it any better on them. Gibson needs to pull their head out into the fresh air and find a way to expand their market without resorting to gimmickry. Their massive price increase with unwanted robotic tuning machines was a study in poor decision making. I’ve seen it more than once, companies decide that the customer must dance to their tune and usually find out that their customers are free to choose other brands. Frankly, I’m surprised that Gibson survived their robo-tuner disaster.
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  19. loudnlousy

    loudnlousy Friend of Fred

    Oct 18, 2015
    Hildesheim, Germany
    Obviously they are doing some crazy drugs. Who the h*ll is going to buy something like this at this pricetag???:confused::eek:
    Gibson: I feel like watching someone while he is drowning.
  20. boots64

    boots64 Electromatic

    Oct 22, 2017
    Grosse Pointe Park, MI, USA