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Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by audept, Jul 5, 2018.
In honor of St Patrick's Day:
I hit a bee on a motorcycle at 80 mph, I'm not sure what make of bike he was riding.
A salesman pays a visit to a client in Tokyo. During their meeting, he is hit with a severe case of flatulence. Every time he passes gas the sound produced is a voice saying "Honda". He apologizes to his client and the gentleman tells him that there is a doctor in the building next door who may be able to help him with his problem.
He goes to the doctor who examines him quite thoroughly. When he looks inside the man's mouth he exclaims that he must visit a dentist because there is an abscess. The salesman indicates that he is aware of that and that he is planning to visit his own dentist when he returns home. However, quite curious as to why the doctor said he should immediately visit a dentist, the doctor informs him that in Japan it is a well known fact that the abscess makes the fart go Honda!