Jokes thread

Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by audept, Jul 5, 2018.

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    A hunter sees a sign at a local kennel that reads: "Talking Labrador Retriever For Sale". Intrigued, he goes in. "So what have you done with your life?" he asks the Lab. "I've had a lot of experience" says the dog. "For 10 years, I've hunted Canada geese, snows and blues, and white fronts in Saskatchewan. Then I flushed pheasants in South Dakota. "And every year, I have retrieved ducks in Arkansas. I've fetched up thousands of waterfowl and upland game-birds in my career, even making some trips to Mexico, Alaska, and South America." The hunter is astonished. So he asks the Lab's owner, "Why would you want to get rid of a great dog like this?" The owner says, "Because he's a liar. He never did any of those things."
     
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