Jokes thread

Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by audept, Jul 5, 2018.

  1. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    More Santa jokes for Christmas:
    awkward santa.jpg texting while flying.jpg Healthcare-Drone-Replacement-Cartoon.jpg rudolph gps.jpg
     
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    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  6. tdtom

    tdtom Electromatic

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    went to a local Faire. The genealogy guy saw me looking through his picture book of Family Crests. He asked me if my family had a Coat of Arms.

    "Yes," I said, "It ties behind the back." Stunned silence.
     
  7. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    More Santa jokes:
    joker reindeer.jpg elves audition.jpg rock in your sock.jpg santa consultant.jpg
     
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    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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