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Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by audept, Jul 5, 2018.

  1. wabash slim

    wabash slim Friend of Fred

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    Feb 10, 2010
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    Why isn't choir spelt choir?

    Or kwyor?
     
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  2. threevok

    threevok Electromatic

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    Jun 14, 2018
    Denver, CO
    Why do you inquire?
     
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  3. wabash slim

    wabash slim Friend of Fred

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    It's the grammarian in me.
     
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  4. dlew919

    dlew919 Gretschie

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    Jul 18, 2016
    Sydney, Australia
    To acquire knowledge of course.


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  5. wabash slim

    wabash slim Friend of Fred

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    Even quire makes more sense.
     
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  6. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck Gretschified

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
    Explain the pronunciation of "Colonel." There is no "r" in the word. Plus with three vowels, there should be three syllables.

    For football fans, why is Brett Favre's name, pronounced "Farve?" Are Mississippians dyslexics?

    (Reminds me of a joke. What's a dyslexic insomniac agnostic? Someone who stays awake wondering if there's a dog.)
     
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  7. dlew919

    dlew919 Gretschie

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    Jul 18, 2016
    Sydney, Australia
    Then there was the dyslexic devil worshipper. Sold his soul to Santa.


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  8. pmac11

    pmac11 Synchromatic

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    Mar 4, 2018
    Toronto, Ontario
    Preaching to the kwyr. :)
     
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  9. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    Another one for drmilktruck:
    last bill.jpg
     
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  10. wabash slim

    wabash slim Friend of Fred

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    Feb 10, 2010
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    You ever notice that you never see Santa and Satan together? The names use the same letters, they both wear red, sneak into your house when you're sleeping, and both know if you've been bad or good. Collusion?
     
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  11. wabash slim

    wabash slim Friend of Fred

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    Feb 10, 2010
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    Favre and colonel are both French words.
     
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  12. englishman

    englishman Gretschified

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    Apr 5, 2014
    Detroit
    If you were in the UK you’d wonder where the F is in lieutenant.
     
  13. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

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    Dec 1, 2010
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  14. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
  15. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

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    Dec 1, 2010
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