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Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by audept, Jul 5, 2018.

  1. Henry

    Henry Gretschified

    Apr 9, 2014
    Petaluma
    All the proceeds. If half, she would have a strong incentive to sell it for more.
     
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  2. dlew919

    dlew919 Gretschie

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    Jul 18, 2016
    Sydney, Australia
    Maybe she didn’t need the money and he did? Alimony as well ... I just tell them. I don’t explain them ;)


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  3. wabash slim

    wabash slim Friend of Fred

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    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    That's how my brother got a 6 month old Harley for $3500.
     
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  4. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
  5. Freshy

    Freshy Gretschie

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    Sep 30, 2017
    Homosassa FLA
    Knock Knock
    --------Who's There?
    Ah
    --------Ah Who?
    Werewolves of London
     
  6. wabash slim

    wabash slim Friend of Fred

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    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    As a hardcore Zevon fan (I'm a keyboard player primarily), this just made my day.
     
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  7. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck Gretschified

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
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  8. fender62custom

    fender62custom Gretschified

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    Mar 3, 2012
    Helidon, Australia
    Did u hear about the wooden horse
    Nuh mate
    Wooden run

    & did u hear about the steel horse
    Nuh Bud
    The bloody thing steel wooden run
     
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  9. somebodyelseuk

    somebodyelseuk Synchromatic

    885
    Jan 22, 2013
    Birmingham, UK
    Does anyone know the Chinese for "You need TV Jones Classics?"
    ;)
     
  10. fender62custom

    fender62custom Gretschified

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    Mar 3, 2012
    Helidon, Australia
     
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  11. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    70
    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    A guitarist dies and goes to Heaven, where he is directed to the heavenly night club.

    He sees a wonderful room, capacious stage, and an all-time all-star group of musicians.

    Recognizing Jimi Hendrix, he walks over and asks "How's the gig here?"

    Jimi says, "Well, you can see that the layout and the equipment is fine, we get fed gourmet food, the best wines and a little reefer to take the edge off."

    "That sounds perfect," says the new guy. "There's just one thing," Jimi adds. "God's got this girlfriend who thinks she can sing...."
     
  12. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    70
    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    I have a regular prostate exam coming up soon, so this one's for me and Jim (drmilktruck):
    prostate.jpg
     
  13. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    70
    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
  14. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    70
    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia