Jokes thread

Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by audept, Jul 5, 2018.

  1. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    The Road Runners first name was Usain......;)
     
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  2. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  3. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  4. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  5. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  6. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  7. englishman

    englishman Gretschified

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    Apr 5, 2014
    Detroit
    Roadrunners cheat too, they can fly.
     
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  8. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  9. gtttrrr

    gtttrrr Synchromatic

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    Dec 7, 2011
    United States
    And your right to arm bears!
     
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  10. wabash slim

    wabash slim Friend of Fred

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    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    More likely Insain bolt.
     
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  11. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  12. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  13. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Sydney, Australia
  14. threevok

    threevok Electromatic

    74
    Jun 14, 2018
    Denver, CO
    You get four musicians together and there's bound to be a fifth.
     
  15. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    He's usually called the drummer.......:p
     
  16. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
  17. Freshy

    Freshy Synchromatic

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    649
    Sep 30, 2017
    Homosassa FLA
    I'm selling my Cozart Thinline Strat for $70 (Exactly what I bought it for)
    [​IMG]
    Guy comes to look at it and he is pissed because he thought it was a Fender Custom Shop and Cozart was the signature model.
     
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  18. panhead6zero

    panhead6zero Synchromatic

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    690
    Jan 17, 2015
    The Motor City
    Well it does rhyme with Mozart?! Be funny when the guy prices a Custom Shop for real!
     
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  19. Freshy

    Freshy Synchromatic

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    Urban legend
    Guy answers a widow's ad for her husband's old Chevy for $100. He gets there first and its a perfect 53' Corvette.

    My guy prolly thought he struck gold
     
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  20. dlew919

    dlew919 Gretschie

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    Jul 18, 2016
    Sydney, Australia
    A variant on that one sees a guy finding an a Lamborghini for 50.00 so, bemused he checks it out. Sure enough it’s a new Lamborghini in perfect working order. He takes it for a test drive and it’s perfect. He finally asks the woman what’s the story? She says, well my husband ran off with his secretary and sent me a note explaining this. He also said to sell the car and send him half the proceeds.


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