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Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by audept, Jul 5, 2018.

  1. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    70
    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
  2. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    70
    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
  3. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    70
    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
  4. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    70
    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
  5. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    70
    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
  6. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    70
    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
  7. pmac11

    pmac11 Synchromatic

    Age:
    54
    661
    Mar 4, 2018
    Toronto, Ontario
    The other day I was at the beach and was forced to listen to rap. Couldn't help but wonder what it would sound like if someone set it to music.
     
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  8. wabash slim

    wabash slim Friend of Fred

    Age:
    68
    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    The "C" in rap is silent.
     
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  9. pmac11

    pmac11 Synchromatic

    Age:
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    661
    Mar 4, 2018
    Toronto, Ontario
    Much like the "R" in age?
     
  10. wabash slim

    wabash slim Friend of Fred

    Age:
    68
    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    Or the P in watermelon.
     
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  11. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    70
    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
  12. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    70
    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    Bass players cop it again:
    bass player meds.jpg bass player name.JPG least it's not drummer.jpg perfect man.jpg homer bass.jpg
     
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  13. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    70
    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
  14. wabash slim

    wabash slim Friend of Fred

    Age:
    68
    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    Where's all of the Dad Jokes? With all of the dads here, there has to be some great ones. These aren't, but it's a start....

    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick.

    What's brown and sounds like a bell?
    DUNG!

    What rhymes with orange?
    No it doesn't!
     
  15. panhead6zero

    panhead6zero Gretschie

    Age:
    61
    423
    Jan 17, 2015
    The Motor City
    According to Eminem, "porridge" works.... Saw him on an interview. Not that Porridge is in the "Hip/Hop Dictionary".
     
  16. wabash slim

    wabash slim Friend of Fred

    Age:
    68
    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    Porridge is close---so's door hinge.

    Some things just weren't meant to be.
     
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  17. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck Gretschified

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
    William Inge was an American playwright whose most famous work was Picnic. (Featuring Paul Newman in his very first professional role.) When he died in 1973, the headline could have been No More Inge. :D
     
    Last edited: Aug 15, 2018
  18. wabash slim

    wabash slim Friend of Fred

    Age:
    68
    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    In parts of Indiana, orange is pronounced OINJE.