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Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by audept, Jul 5, 2018.

  1. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
  2. pmac11

    pmac11 Synchromatic

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    Toronto, Ontario
    The other day I was at the beach and was forced to listen to rap. Couldn't help but wonder what it would sound like if someone set it to music.
     
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  3. wabash slim

    wabash slim Friend of Fred

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    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    The "C" in rap is silent.
     
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  4. pmac11

    pmac11 Synchromatic

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    Much like the "R" in age?
     
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  5. wabash slim

    wabash slim Friend of Fred

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    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    Or the P in watermelon.
     
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  6. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
  7. wabash slim

    wabash slim Friend of Fred

    Age:
    68
    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    Where's all of the Dad Jokes? With all of the dads here, there has to be some great ones. These aren't, but it's a start....

    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick.

    What's brown and sounds like a bell?
    DUNG!

    What rhymes with orange?
    No it doesn't!
     
  8. panhead6zero

    panhead6zero Gretschie

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    Jan 17, 2015
    The Motor City
    According to Eminem, "porridge" works.... Saw him on an interview. Not that Porridge is in the "Hip/Hop Dictionary".
     
  9. wabash slim

    wabash slim Friend of Fred

    Age:
    68
    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    Porridge is close---so's door hinge.

    Some things just weren't meant to be.
     
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