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Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by audept, Jul 5, 2018.
Yeah, I don't get it...
That's the joke. No one "gets it".
Best use for a Tuba:
A man found a fairy who granted him one wish.
"Let me live forever," he asked.
"Sorry. I can't grant that kind of wish. " replied the fairy.
"Fine then. Let me live to see Ireland win the World Cup."
"You crafty bastard."
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
Here's one for the sound system engineers:
I saved that one a while ago... how much of it is accurate?
It's actually quite accurate!