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Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by audept, Jul 5, 2018.

  1. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

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    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
  2. gtttrrr

    gtttrrr Synchromatic

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    Dec 7, 2011
    United States
    Yeah, I don't get it...
     
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  3. wabash slim

    wabash slim Friend of Fred

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    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    That's the joke. No one "gets it".
     
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  4. Rckt-Brew

    Rckt-Brew Electromatic

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  5. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    70
    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    Best use for a Tuba:
    tuba_mirum.jpg
     
  6. wabash slim

    wabash slim Friend of Fred

    Age:
    68
    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    A man found a fairy who granted him one wish.
    "Let me live forever," he asked.
    "Sorry. I can't grant that kind of wish. " replied the fairy.
    "Fine then. Let me live to see Ireland win the World Cup."
    "You crafty bastard."
     
  7. LivingMyDream

    LivingMyDream Country Gent

    Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
     
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  8. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    70
    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
  9. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    70
    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    Here's one for the sound system engineers:
    Seven Live Sound Reinforcement Dwarves.jpg
     
  10. Ricochet

    Ricochet Gretschified

    Nov 13, 2009
    Monkey Island
    I saved that one a while ago... how much of it is accurate?
     
  11. audept

    audept I Bleed Orange

    Age:
    70
    Dec 1, 2010
    Sydney, Australia
    It's actually quite accurate!
     
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