Jokes thread

Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by audept, Jul 5, 2018.

  1. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    dog checkmate the king.jpg cave bnb.jpg family trees.jpg fortune cookie monster.jpg
     
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  2. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  3. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  4. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  5. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  6. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  8. Yukimajo

    Yukimajo Gretschie

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    Not sure if this belongs in the joke thread, but I couldn't think of anywhere better for it. Here is our (UK) potential next leader of the country displaying remarkable use of a capo. I am now very worried :eek:

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  9. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck Gretschified

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    Plymouth, MN
    Maybe he thinks he's Sonny Landreth, playing behind the slide! :rolleyes:
     
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  10. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck Gretschified

    May 17, 2009
    Plymouth, MN
    Jake Johannsen: If love was easy there'd be no music.
     
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  11. Scooter127

    Scooter127 Gretschie

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    Yo mama so fat when she dances the band skips.
    Yo mama so fat when she gets a cut she bleeds Ragu
    Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
    Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV I missed three episodes
    Yo mama so fat I had to take 3 buses and a taxi to get on her good side
    Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family.
     
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  12. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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