Jokes thread

Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by audept, Jul 5, 2018.

  1. audept

    audept Senior Gretsch-Talker

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  15. drmilktruck

    drmilktruck Gretschified

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  20. Scooter127

    Scooter127 Synchromatic

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    A guitar player is driving home from a gig and gets pulled over for speeding by a rookie cop.

    The cops says "Give me your license and registration."

    The guy says "I don't have a license."

    Cops says "What? Give me the registration."

    Guy says "I don't have it." The cop says "What do you mean? You're supposed to have your car's registration with you."

    Guy says "It's not my car." Cop asks "Whose car is it?" Guy says "Beats me, I stole it."

    Rookie cops yells "WHAT?" He shines the light in the car and sees a guitar case and asks "What's in the guitar case?"

    Guy says "Besides a gun?" Cop says "You have a gun in there? Is it registered?" Guy says "Nah, it's stolen."

    Cops yells "What?!? And what do you mean 'besides the gun?'" Guy says "There are a couple of keys of heroin with it."

    The rookie cops freaks out and gets his supervisor on the scene. The supervisor walks up and says "My rookie says you don't have a license and that this car is stolen."

    The guys says "I don't know what you're talking about, sir" and hands his license and registration over. The supervisor looks at them and says "Ok, I'm going to open that guitar case." The guy says "Sure, go ahead." The supervisor opens it and goes through it and says "All I see in here is a guitar and some guitar stuff. What's going on here? My deputy said you had no license, the car is stolen, and you had a stolen gun and drugs in the guitar case."

    Guy says "I bet he told you I was speeding, too."
     
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