Jokes thread

So a blind man walks into a pub, and he says to the bartender, I just heard the funniest blonde joke. Would you like to hear it?

The bartender says, well, before you start, I’m giving you a Chance because you’re blind. I should warn you, I’m a blonde, and I have a baseball bat. Our door woman is a 6'4 blonde who’s a martial arts expert. The piano player is a blonde and she packs a gun. The waitress is a blonde who’s an expert with a stiletto. And the manager here Is a blonde who served in Iraq. So do you want to tell a blonde joke?

The blind man thinks for a minute and 'nah, don’t worry. I don’t want to have to explain it five times.'


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