Funny Musical Bumper Stickers...

Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by stevo, Apr 5, 2020.

  1. stevo

    stevo Friend of Fred

    May 1, 2012
    Atlanta
    Just saw one that said,

    "Bob Moog died for your synths"

    I thought it was pretty clever.

    Any others?
     
  2. swivel

    swivel Country Gent

    May 13, 2018
    PNW
    Had this one on the back of the band van for a long time, eventually it fell to pieces...
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  3. swivel

    swivel Country Gent

    May 13, 2018
    PNW
    There's always the ever popular: "DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH; HE'S A MUSICIAN"
     
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  4. thunder58

    thunder58 Super Moderator Staff Member

    Age:
    61
    Dec 23, 2010
    tappan ny
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    Guy driving a nice fancy car : " My other car's a Ford , so I gave it to my bass player "
     
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  5. wabash slim

    wabash slim Gretschified

    Age:
    70
    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    You must hate the guy.

    At least it wasn't a Dodge.
     
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  6. stevo

    stevo Friend of Fred

    May 1, 2012
    Atlanta
    That's so wrong on so many levels...LOL.
     
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  7. Synchro

    Synchro The artist formerly known as: Synchro Staff Member

    Jun 2, 2008
    Tucson
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    No kidding. Give a bassist something valuable and he'll trade it for magic beans. :)
     
  8. stevo

    stevo Friend of Fred

    May 1, 2012
    Atlanta
    How many country-western bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
    1 - 5 - 1 - 5 - 1 - 5

    Hi, I'm here to tune your bass guitar. I didn't call a guitar tuner. Yeah I know, but the neighbors called.

    Guitarist: "Why are you arguing?"
    Bassist: "The drummer detuned one of my strings."
    Guitarist: "So what's the problem?"
    Bassist: "He won't tell me which one!"
     
  9. wabash slim

    wabash slim Gretschified

    Age:
    70
    Feb 10, 2010
    lafayette in
    What do you say to a bassist in a three piece suit?
    "Will the defendant please rise."

    What's the difference between a bass player and a pizza?
    A pizza can feed a family of four.
     
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