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Discussion in 'Fred's Barcalounge' started by stevo, Apr 5, 2020.
Just saw one that said,
"Bob Moog died for your synths"
I thought it was pretty clever.
Had this one on the back of the band van for a long time, eventually it fell to pieces...
There's always the ever popular: "DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH; HE'S A MUSICIAN"
Guy driving a nice fancy car : " My other car's a Ford , so I gave it to my bass player "
You must hate the guy.
At least it wasn't a Dodge.
That's so wrong on so many levels...LOL.
No kidding. Give a bassist something valuable and he'll trade it for magic beans.
How many country-western bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
1 - 5 - 1 - 5 - 1 - 5
Hi, I'm here to tune your bass guitar. I didn't call a guitar tuner. Yeah I know, but the neighbors called.
Guitarist: "Why are you arguing?"
Bassist: "The drummer detuned one of my strings."
Guitarist: "So what's the problem?"
Bassist: "He won't tell me which one!"
What do you say to a bassist in a three piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."
What's the difference between a bass player and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.