What's the story on this tele? I like it. no knobs, top hat selector. Is it a fender? A partscaster? .... oh and welcome back. Glad to see you're home safe and sound.
I imagine it would be a lot of complaining. "And then he broke me in HALF, STUFFED me into a bag with his smelly socks, flew me halfway around the world so I can breathe in dust and be played UNAMPLIFIED while he kept remarking about how much he missed his Gretsch..."