And Jukebox wants pictures!

Finally! First thing I think of whenever someone starts a 'Bring Out Yur' thread.

Too much alcohol can kill ya!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/138250017_240d914e39.jpg

But I'm not dead yet.

I think I'm getting better.

Yes, I'm feeling quite alright now.

No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

http://www.rotten.com/library/conspiracy/alien-autopsy/alien-autopsy-shrunk.jpg

This guy has been in my shed for awhile... he's a little ripe... but, not bad for an extuthian.

http://www.emailgoodies.faketrix.com/content/pix/signs/original-files/funny-sign-free-dead-cat-on-highway.jpg

oh maaaan...them last musta been good 'caus this Gov. computer won't let me look at 'em

Too much alcohol can kill ya!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/138250017_240d914e39.jpg
The possum has good taste in liquor. :)

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

-m

Bloody peasant!

'Tis but a scratch.

LOL I had the feeling this would digress into a python-a-thon! :cool:

I may be an idiot, but I'm no fool!

I Like Chinese

(favorite Monty Python song)

The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.

So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.

All together.

[verse in Chinese]
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien! (How are you; how are you; how are you; goodbye!)

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees...

Good one Jeff ! :)

I may be an idiot, but I'm no fool!

Your mother smells of elderberries. I fart in your general direction.

Sorry, I guess I crossed the line with my picture. I thought it was funny.

I feel sorry for the poor possum!

Don't have any good Python quotes to add either.

Crossed the line my @$$.

That picture is fargin funny.

And I think the correct line is

Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

I thought so! Can you still see it? I don't know if it was edited out or if it's just my computer not showing it.

From IMDB

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French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

And I think the correct line is

Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

OK, OK so the memory goes at my age. You got the general idea, it's not like I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

I love Monty Python skits and movies. Thanks for the memories guys.

:p I fart in your general direction. (said with a thick French accent)

He had a wife, you know.

clop clop clop

Whoa there!

clop clop clop

Halt! Who goes there?

It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!

Pull the other one!

I am,...and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.

What? Ridden on a horse?

Yes!

You're using coconuts!

What?

You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.

So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through--

Where'd you get the coconuts?

We found them.

Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!

What do you mean?

Well, this is a temperate zone.

Of course we're French why do you think we talk with these outrageous accents!

They call me Tim!

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

by the end of this thread... we will need a shrubbery.

nee.

And now for something completely different


http://tatooine.fortunecity.com/swampthing/447/monty_foot.jpg

Some call you Tim.

What kind of shrubbery?

And from Time Bandits, and related to shrubbs-

Randall: We made trees and shrubs. We helped make all this.
Kevin: Whew! That's not bad.
Randall: Yeah. But did we get a thimble full of credit for it? No! All we got was the sack. Just for creating the Pink Bunkadoo.
Kevin: Pink Bunkadoo?
Randall: Yeah. Beautiful trees that was. Og designed it. 600 feet high, bright red, and smelled terrible.

http://images.wolfgangsvault.com/images/catalog/detail/GAP0017-04-FP.jpg

nuts, I can no longer relate

My hovercraft is full of eels!

We saw Spamalot on Broadway a couple of years ago. Gut bustingly funny!

http://images.wolfgangsvault.com/images/catalog/detail/GAP0017-04-FP.jpg

Nice, here the Dead are in front of 710 Ashbury--Pigpen was one of my favorites.

http://www.rotten.com/library/conspiracy/alien-autopsy/alien-autopsy-shrunk.jpg

This guy has been in my shed for awhile... he's a little ripe... but, not bad for an extuthian.

So that's where my brother-in-law got to! :D

So that's where my brother-in-law got to! :D

I got hungry and ate part of his leg... how did my prey get all the way over there?

This thread is digressing

Ask Brother Mainard to bring out one of the holy relics he carries.

Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

It's no ordinary rabbit.

It's got sharp, pointy teeth.

I have just one thing to say,,,,

HUH???

I would have never guessed that was the Greatful Dead. WTF is Pigpen? The guy in front has cool Beatle boots.

As for the alien - how the hell do they reproduce. No genitalia?!?!?

I would have never guessed that was the Greatful Dead. WTF is Pigpen? The guy in front has cool Beatle boots.

As for the alien - how the hell do they reproduce. No genitalia?!?!?

Pigpen (Rod McKernan) is at the far right of the image--known for his renditions of "Midnight Hour" and "Love Lights". He passed in 1973. RIP!

I would have never guessed that was the Greatful Dead. WTF is Pigpen? The guy in front has cool Beatle boots.

As for the alien - how the hell do they reproduce. No genitalia?!?!?

El Jefe, you can't be anthropomorphic about this... all I can say is be careful if you shake hands with an Alien!

or Pigpen...

El Jefe, you can't be anthropomorphic about this... all I can say is be careful if you shake hands with an Alien!

or Pigpen...

And if you do run into to Pig before I do, give him my regards and tell him I will see him on the other side!

As for the alien - how the hell do they reproduce. No genitalia?!?!?

My guess is under the arm pits. So be very wary if you square dance with one and right after the Dosey Doe the lock elbows with you for a spin.

My guess is under the arm pits. So be very wary if you square dance with one and right after the Dosey Doe the lock elbows with you for a spin.

Not that you can see ... :D

Not that you can see ... :D

Nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean eh?

Nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean eh?

bad as a blink to a blind bat, eh...nudge...nudge...know what I mean, eh?

The scripts for all the Flying Circus episodes-

http://www.gretsch-talk.com/forum/buy-sell-trade-negotiations/13288-sale-all-words-complete-monty-pythons-f-c.html

My guess is under the arm pits. So be very wary if you square dance with one and right after the Dosey Doe the lock elbows with you for a spin.


EWWWWWwwwwwww!

Under the armpits ? ! ? ! ?

THAT means they'd stink more than USUAL!

Is she a goer? Is she? Is she? Nudge nudge, wink wink ...

Not... the comfy chair!!!

THAT means they'd stink more than USUAL!

that would be Old Spice! :p

Is she a goer? Is she? Is she? Nudge nudge, wink wink ...

...you've....done it.....haven't you?

Not... the comfy chair!!!

That one just got to me, for some reason, pretty strongly in the humor center. Nice one, Gig. Succinct and to the point. Not verbose at all. You don't "just drone on and on and on...never letting anyone else get a word in edgeways, until [you] start foaming at the mouth and fall over backwards." (Flying Circus, Episode 12).

I don't usually start that before I get into the Watney's Red Barrel.

Dang, there's my first Eddie Izzard ad!

Dang, there's my first Eddie Izzard ad!

See, you shouldn't have googled him!