Gretsch Guitar Discussion Forum
Registered Member Login:
Not a member? Register today!



Welcome to the Gretsch Guitar Discussion Forum.

You're going to love it here! We've got Gretsch Guitar forums, photo galleries, classified ads, and more for you here.
You can read posts as a guest but posting and participating here requires that you register. But, don't worry, registering is quick, easy and painless. Why not register today?




View Single Post
Old July 4th, 2009, 08:16 AM   #14 (permalink)
guitarfarm
Synchromatic
 
guitarfarm's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Neither here nor there...
Posts: 905
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff O View Post
You guys are wrong. Peeing on your callouses makes them soft.

UREA - one of the key elements of URINE (pee), is know to be a softener.
Jeff's right. Nobody pees on their nails any more. What you need is fresh, warm cow ploppers. The looser, the better. Soak you hands in this for ten minutes every other day. If fresh is not available, one can use mail order cow ploppers and heat them in the microwave.
__________________
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
guitarfarm is offline Offline   Reply With Quote
 

» Sponsored by

Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.2.2


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:40 AM.